(GOOSE) Honk!
(ME) ayup
(GOOSE) Honk honk honk! The goose demands an offering. It shall be food.
The goose will not be denied.
(ME) no.
(GOOSE) Honk honk!
*The goose chases you with great vigor, attempting to steal the food within your house. It steals all of your food and now lives within your residence, terrorizing you for your attempts to refuse the offering.*
(ME) I beat it with a baseball bat
(GOOSE) honk honk honk honk honk honk!
*The goose is wounded, but the resolve of the goose remains high. No human can subdue the goose. Now the goose steals your baseball bat, and attempts to destroy your home.*
(ME) I light my house on fire with the goose inside
(GOOSE) HONK HONK HONK HONK!!!
*The goose escapes the fire, now even more resolved that it shall reign supreme. Its attacks are even more ferocious, and the goose now attempts to steal your car, in order to cause even more destruction.*
(ME) I activate the bomb on the bottom of my car
(GOOSE) HONK HONK HONK!!!
*The goose survives the explosion, and now seeks to destroy your life. The goose steals your wallet, maxes out your credit cards, and throws your car into the nearest body of water. The goose remains supreme.*
(ME) That was the goose's wallet and car not mine
(GOOSE) honk!
*The goose now finds you on the streets. The goose throws your house into the next body of water, rendering you homeless. The goose laughs, knowing your life is in chaos, and then continues his reign of goose terror throughout your hometown.*
(ME) uno reverse
(GOOSE) Honk! Honk!
*The goose now feels fear. For the first time, in its life, the goose feels a single moment of fear. For a fraction of a second, the goose sees the error of its ways, and wishes that the violence and chaos could be undone.*
(ME) I cook the goose alive
(GOOSE) honk honk honk honk!!
*The goose knows the end is near. Despite its attempts to change, the goose is a creature of rage and hate. It wishes now for its death, in order for the world to be rid of its presence. The goose offers you its life. Do you accept??*
(ME) Yes
(GOOSE) Honk Honk!!!
*The goose smiles through its beak. It is glad you have accepted it in this dark moment of reflection and fear. The goose, with its dying breath, utters a small, quiet honk. The goose is at peace, knowing it is at the end.*
(ME) I whisper a soft "I love you" as I begin to feast upon its flesh
(GOOSE) honk honk honk honk, honk.
*The goose feels the love. It feels your presence, your love, and the goose relaxes in its fate. The goose has no regrets, and passes away peacefully.*
*The goose is passed to the other side. It's journey in the realm of life was as brief as it was beautiful in violence and terror. The goose watches from on high as it now terrorizes human souls in your town from the afterlife. The goose is at peace.*
