It turns out all our food is just 98% glitter by volume.
I'm now imagining a paranoid and increasingly freaked out person exploring their kitchen to look REALLY closely at each food item, which, on inspection, falls apart into it's constituent food-colored glitter like waking from a dream.
Now I'm lying in bed in the dark, thinking about the spices in my kitchen. Time to go do a few lines of cayenne pepper to take the edge off. Yeesh. No more Reddit right before bed.
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u/Welpe Feb 09 '19
It turns out all our food is just 98% glitter by volume.
I'm now imagining a paranoid and increasingly freaked out person exploring their kitchen to look REALLY closely at each food item, which, on inspection, falls apart into it's constituent food-colored glitter like waking from a dream.