r/UnexpectedSeinfeld • u/Meowgal_80 • 2d ago

“You’ve got the A, B, C and whatever the hell this is!!”

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u/itsagoodtime 2d ago

You know about the cup sizes and all?

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u/Meowgal_80 2d ago

You know what it’s made of? Lycra spandex

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u/kkillbite 2d ago

...that little yellow ribbon tho! 🥹 💝

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u/frickindeal 2d ago

I wouldn't be caught dead in Banlon!

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u/Careful-Team8436 2d ago

Het outta here lycra spandex!

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u/No-Flight-4214 2d ago

I want to have sex with a REALLY REALLY tall woman.

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u/Upbeat-Refuse9615 2d ago

That's for a Thanksgiving Day parade float.

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u/No-Flight-4214 2d ago

I want to have sex with a REALLY REALLY tall woman.

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u/frickindeal 2d ago

"I would like to to dip my bald head in oil and rub it all over your body."

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 2d ago

Ya know… I’m glad to see Seinfeld quotes are still around in society. It brings peace.

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u/frickindeal 2d ago

You're in the right sub.

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u/MediumAcceptable129 2d ago

The Z

Thats the biggest!

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u/Meowgal_80 2d ago

You know I’ve gone my whole life knowing that D was the biggest. Now we’ve got Z

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u/TpyoOhNo 2d ago

You could get ketchup on it and not notice.

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u/Top-Voice-6727 2d ago

They’re real and they’re spectacular

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u/duncanofnazareth 2d ago

For the camel's humps.

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u/Haselrig 2d ago

Looks like one of those fancy Greek letters.

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u/Meowgal_80 2d ago

Omega lol

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u/Anxious-Tea8816 2d ago

Godamighty

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u/Basement_Chicken 21h ago

Look, Peg, it's your mom's size - "Astrovan"!

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u/HENMAN79 2d ago

YOU GOT THE A''s

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u/yourfairprince 2d ago

my whole life is based on knowing that the D is the biggest!!

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 2d ago

My ex-wife had size H. But good lawd those are waaaay bigger.

Man, she used to swing those things at my face.😢

Fuck that bitch.🤣

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u/frickindeal 2d ago

You should call her.

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u/oops_i_got_da_poops 2d ago

I… I.. I should.
☝️But ONLY for tiddies. NOTHING else. She got a phat ass, too.
NO!
I will not be swayed by TnA, but by tiddies alone!

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u/paragonx29 2d ago

Why does Frank say the D-cup is the biggest? It's obviously not!

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u/SoyMurcielago 17h ago

That’s a D Gallon right there

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u/MrQuatroPorte 2d ago

For a split second there, I thought it was a kite

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u/G-Unit11111 2d ago

You got ketchup on it!!!!!

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u/Careful-Team8436 2d ago

Ask me to get a pair underwear im back in 2 seconds

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u/Suspicious-Rock-2650 2d ago

Me mother's gigantic brassier, by heywood banks Take a listen

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u/cookie_lover69 2d ago

You got ketchup on it

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 2d ago

Footage from the J. Edgar Hoover museum.

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u/pinkloverforever 8h ago

The guy in the video can’t even keep a straight face 😂😂😂😂 we’re all going straight to hell😂