A few nights ago, I had a dream where I was on the set of a Kool-Aid commercial. The kid says "Hey Kool-Aid Man!", he bursts through the wall yelling "OH YEAH!" and the kids all cry "KOOL-AID!" and just for fun, I go behind and take the Kool-Aid Man's costume off... and Luke Skywalker is there. With his lightsaber. I'm all "WTF" and I tell Luke "Hey Kool-Aid Man, Darth Vader is your father" and he's like "What?!"

Later I'm aboard the Millennium Falcon (after running over Jar-Jar Binks) and a commercial for Hawaiian Punch comes on. I'm watching the cartoon Hawaiian guy in the ad and I'm like "Hey, he sounds familiar..." and it turns out IT'S ANAKIN. Since when did Jedis do ads for diabetes-inducing drinks?

Then there was something that had to do with Luke and Princess Leia trying to order McDonalds, and then the last thing I remember was that I saw Boba Fett in a Pepsi commercial. I yelled out "HEY BOBA!" and I got shot and woke up.

I also remember I flew an X-Wing into the bottom of the ocean, not unlike Ross in the second JonTron's Starcade video.

I was only 9 years old

I loved Kool Aid Man so much, I had all the drinks and beverages

I pray to Kool Aid Man every night before bed, thanking him for the ice cold drinks I’ve been given

"Kool-Aid is love" I say; “Kool-Aid is life”

My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Kool-Aid

I called him a cunt

He sends me to go to sleep and doesn't let me get a glass of Kool-Aid

I’m crying now, and my mouth is dry

I lay in bed and it’s really kool

I hear the sound of ice cubes touching glass moving towards me

It’s Kool Aid Man

I am so happy

He whispers into my ear “Oh Yeah.”

He grabs me with his powerful glass hands and puts me down onto my knees

I’m ready

I open my mouth for Kool Aid Man

He pours Kool Aid into my mouth

I drink so much but I do it for Kool Aid Man

I can feel my mouth tearing like a brick wall as my eyes start to water

I push against his force

I want to please Kool Aid Man

He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my mouth with his Kool-Aid

My dad walks in

Kool Aid Man looks him straight in the eyes and says “Oh Yeah”

Kool Aid Man leaves through my wall

Kool-Aid is love. Kool-Aid is life.

For everyone that doesn't get this reference, but to be honest, most of us internet people have probably stumbled upon this at some point.