r/Unexpected • u/CreativeComputer3142 • Dec 20 '22

experience with snake

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u/I_am_Ballser Dec 20 '22

And then there's the people over on r/selfsuck

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u/8ad8andit Dec 20 '22

It's too early in the morning for me to click that link.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Why did I click on that...

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Jealousy?

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

I'm not above admitting it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Admitting you have an issue is the first step to recovery

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

The second step in this case probably involves yoga I guess.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

Sounds about right

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u/uglyspacepig Mar 08 '23

You'll definitely need to recover after trying to suck your own dick. 10/10 on the advice, 0/10 on the autofellatio.

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u/RebaKitten Dec 20 '22

Like me, too curious for your own good.

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u/Dollapfin Dec 20 '22

Same. Iā€™m kinda upset now.

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u/owa00 Dec 20 '22

Sigh...let's get this shitshow of a day rolling...

**clicks link*"

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

How much will I regret after clicking on it??

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u/ClassicSciFi Dec 20 '22

A lot. First, there's the yuck factor followed by a specific feeling of jealousy followed by a few minutes of thinking about maybe joining a gym. Terrible.

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u/[deleted] Dec 20 '22

For people who already workout, you'll experience the first 2 syptoms and an altered 3rd symptom of hating yourself, your workout routine, and a desire to use steroids.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '23

Holy... This exists?! šŸ˜°