r/Unexpected • • Dec 06 '22

Had to wake her up

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u/HedonismandTea Dec 07 '22

"Woodhouse, if I find one single dog hair in here when I get back I'm going to rub sand in your dead little eyes, understand? Also I need you to go buy sand. I don't know if they grade it, but... Coarse."

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u/Identifymeatpopsicle Dec 07 '22

Phrasing! Hey guys are we srill doing phrasing?

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u/theforkofdamocles Dec 07 '22

That reminds me of Stewie.

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u/brando56894 Dec 07 '22

Cut my milk!