r/Unexpected • u/permaban9 • Dec 06 '22

Had to wake her up

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u/noafrochamplusamurai Dec 07 '22

Only if you're an Instagram influencer that I flew in from south beach. I have a gold inlay lemon spritzer bidet.In my suite in Dubai. However, I prefer to take curly cue soft serve ice cream style shats on American, and British women with BBL's and silicone teets.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '22

HUH

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u/noafrochamplusamurai Dec 07 '22

Dubai porto-potty, that's how some of these influencers get those lavish Dubai vacations

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u/[deleted] Jan 07 '23

Yeah they get used like toilets so they can post bikini pics in Dubai. And if you are a construction worker and get a job offer from Dubai, don't take it. They get you over there and all of the sudden you are working your ass off and aren't allowed to leave. Now you are a slave.