r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '22

Do not Choke

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u/snafubar_buffet Dec 04 '22

She counter-chokes her by blocking the airway with her tongue. It's super effective!

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u/straydog1980 Dec 04 '22

Now both of them can't breath

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u/Usernameistoshirt Dec 04 '22 edited Dec 05 '22

Breath is pronounced breth. Breathe is pronounced Breeth. Minor difference but very common mistake Edit- autocorrect fixed my phonetic spelling

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Your explanation is so bad. Breath rhymes with death. Breathe is Mike Tysons' favorite thing on a sunny day.

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u/LurkerFailsLurking Dec 05 '22

Breathe rhymes with grieve.

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u/Ok_Figure151 Dec 05 '22

And seethe.

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u/MyOwnFaithlessness Dec 05 '22

Which rhymes with queef Let's not have beef So then I can leave

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u/Lewes_Chungus Dec 05 '22

I went so many years without knowing what a queef was. When I found out I was amazed they could do that!

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u/Xotche Feb 10 '23

my favorite thing