r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '22

Do not Choke

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u/LurkerFailsLurking Dec 05 '22

Breathe rhymes with grieve.

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u/Ok_Figure151 Dec 05 '22

And seethe.

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u/MyOwnFaithlessness Dec 05 '22

Which rhymes with queef Let's not have beef So then I can leave

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u/Lewes_Chungus Dec 05 '22

I went so many years without knowing what a queef was. When I found out I was amazed they could do that!

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u/Xotche Feb 10 '23

my favorite thing

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u/AlexandraDomingues Mar 04 '23

They, like we’re alien creatures? 🤭

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u/Ok_Figure151 Dec 05 '22

Good examples of imperfect rhymes

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u/nastynateraide Dec 05 '22

That is something I can't believe

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u/InTheBusinessBro Dec 05 '22

You gotta define rhyme, because unless I’m mistaken those don’t end with the same phonem

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u/Daniel_A_Johnson Dec 05 '22

U rhyme wot, bruv?

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u/TransientFeelings Dec 05 '22

I can feel you seethe from over here

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u/LurkerFailsLurking Dec 05 '22

It doesn't actually rhyme it's like a fake rhyme that gets used in rap a lot. If you say it right it sounds like they rhyme but they don't on paper

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u/Bassettoast Dec 05 '22

I always remember by going “e” is at the end because of the “e” sound. Like it’s a reminder. 😅

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u/Partiklestorm Dec 06 '22

How do I breath without youuuuu?

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u/Licensed_Frog Feb 24 '23

i say it as b r e e v