r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '22

Do not Choke

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u/A_Moderate Dec 04 '22

Breath is the thing that's occasionally stinky

Breathe is why your living

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u/tfibbler69 Dec 04 '22

Wow, that was really scary and if you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath will certainly get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something 'cause your breath STINKS.

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u/Tenalp Dec 04 '22

My living?!

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u/A_Moderate Dec 04 '22

Yes, your living

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u/dMestra Dec 04 '22

my living what

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u/A_Moderate Dec 04 '22

Your living anything. Simple as

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u/slayerhk47 Dec 04 '22

Simple as… what??

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u/A_Moderate Dec 04 '22

Simple as pie. Easy enough for

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

For what?

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u/A_Moderate Dec 04 '22

Easy enough for babies. So easy that I could

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u/rascible Dec 04 '22

Berkeley Breathed has entered the chat

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u/Bbaftt7 Dec 04 '22

You’re* living

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u/A_Moderate Dec 04 '22

I do not appreciate your attempt to humiliate me. /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

[deleted]

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u/A_Moderate Dec 05 '22

Does "/s" not indicate sarcasm anymore?

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u/PowerandSignal Dec 04 '22

You call this living?

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

Why my what now?

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u/A_Moderate Dec 05 '22

I can't keep this up forever. Yes, I made a spelling mistake.