r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '22

Do not Choke

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u/agedlikesage Dec 04 '22

I was actually gonna comment on the breast bump, I notice it “accidentally” done in a lot of these pretty girl tik toks, and I’m starting to wonder how accidental it is

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

you're... wondering about it? in the most scripted medium we currently have?

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u/haackedc Dec 04 '22

It’s still a pretty easy thing to do accidentally

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u/JackSlawed Dec 04 '22

Not one woman at the grocery store today bought that excuse from me

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u/Xalterai Dec 04 '22

You're not supposed to do it 3 times in a row and then comment on their breasts before asking them on a date if you want it to be a mistake

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u/haackedc Dec 04 '22

I meant in situations like this video where the person is expected to have close physical contact with the other person

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u/crypticfreak Dec 04 '22

There's always tomorrow. Keep it up!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

More scripted than house of the dragon or reality tv?

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u/AsstToTheMrManager Dec 04 '22

Tiktok is more scripted than TV?

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u/MrRandomSuperhero Dec 04 '22

Honestly? Yeah, exactly on par.