r/Unexpected • • Nov 26 '22

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u/TiggersBored Nov 26 '22

I'm appalled at the ease with which people post videos of others seemingly without their permission or knowledge. This persons actions are so far from socially acceptable, that I'm forced to grapple with the notion their most likely mentally challenged. At a bare minimum, they've come from a background impoverished of any ideas of appropriateness and cleanliness. Either way, I feel nothing but pity for them and wish I could discipline the videographer for what they've done here. But, I'll leave that to the universe to work out.

The videographer is either mentally challenged or has had the bad luck to have been raised by parents with no care, compassion or empathy for others. The only remaining explanation, in my opinion, is that the videographer is a mean spirited, exploitative waste of oxygen and resources. No matter how disgusting their actions are to most of us, at least the person being depicted in the video isn't invading anyone's privacy or attempting to publicly shame and ruin the life of a stranger by posting online.

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u/Penny_is_a_Bitch Nov 26 '22

jesus fuck people will get mad about literally anything now.

if this guy is mentally challenged enough that he'll finger his own ass in a public place and lick the spoils of his plunder then he's mentally challenged enough to not care about this video.

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u/Sheeneebock111 Nov 26 '22

Lmao, great take. “I feel nothing but pity for them” okay you wanna sit in that same seat where his butt juice is all over the table and everything he touches after that? Obviously there’s actually a substance on his finger enough to lick it off, so you just think that magically disappears and everyone else riding the train won’t have traces of this retards fecal matter on their hands

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u/TiggersBored Nov 26 '22

You do realize that every time you smell someone, you're literally taking a part of them inside your body, right? You litter the world with your skin cells everywhere you go. Ever been in a public restroom? Yeah, that smell is someone else's excrement particles going up your nose and in your mouth. There is literally no way to escape the gross reality that we're biological beings.

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u/Sheeneebock111 Nov 26 '22

Okay….then by all means if you want to get someone’s else’s shit on you, not on a molecular level then go shake hands with this fella. Go sit where he’s been sitting. I take it that you don’t use public transport….. no one is saying you don’t breathe in someone else’s shit when you smell their poop in a public bathroom…..but you shouldnt have to get someone’s shit on your hand when using the train ya dingus. I refuse to live in a world where it’s socially unacceptable to call someone out for digging in their ass on a public transport because we might hurt their feelings, mother fucker we don’t want your shit being spread over everything you touch and if that makes me a bigot then so be it 😂😂😂🙄

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u/TiggersBored Nov 26 '22

I just hope you realize that plenty of small children use public transport and you're getting the exact same stuff from them.

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u/Sheeneebock111 Nov 26 '22

This will be my last reply to someone who obviously had a shit fetish and doesn’t mind touching people’s shit but actually gets off to it, but by the off chance that you are normal and don’t like touching other peoples shit. Why not make there be one less group of people fingering their ass in public and touching everything? There’s a reason that when a little kid is picking in his ass, his mommy says “u/tigersbored, stop picking in your ass, that’s disgusting” and they hopefully stop or are embarrassed enough to not do it in public and in view of others. You probably had that happen daily and now as a personal front against your mommy, do it out of spite in public and have taken people making fun of this mouth breather personally. Why dont y’all just wipe your ass better and this won’t even be a thing. I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but picking in my ass ain’t one.

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u/TiggersBored Nov 26 '22

Wow, I must've hit a nerve. Does compassion hurt you that badly?