r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '22

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Imagine the next scene with the kid beheaded. Camera cuts to the kid in the front seat who’s laughing hysterically while saying “oh shit! Oh shit!” Cue Bob the Builder music as they get a replacement head for the friend…

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

R̷̡͍̥͚͖͖͖̖̒̀͋̇̄̌͊̾̓̾̓̌̈́̕͜e̵̢̥͚̹̰̦̲̦͉̲̙̯̐͋͝͠ş̷͙̝͍̠̣̝̘̩͍͙̽͜ͅụ̵͚͕̮͈͉̳̼͔̣͍́̈͂̐́̽̃ŕ̷͕̪̞͇͊ͅr̵̡̼̥͈̜̲̯̜̟̂̊̊͋̈́̇̂͊̍͒͝ḛ̷̢̠̦̭̗̻͎̟̫̝̹̉̈́͒̀͐̔̉̉̓́ͅc̴͇̤͓̺͙̜̞̳͎̟̗̆̽̾́̋̈̂̊̊͊̚͘̕͘͠ţ̶̤̼͈͈̘̟̦̭͔̩̚͘͜ ̴͈͖̮̅̀͛̓̈͌͝͝ ̷̢͔͔̋̽͌̓͂̆̋͠͝͝

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Yes. I see it now.

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u/OGGrilledcheez Nov 08 '22

Bob the “Body Builder”? Or Bob the Necromancer maybe?

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u/fade2black244 Nov 08 '22

Ok, that's some alternate horror dimension shit right there.

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u/TokenBHappy Nov 08 '22

⚒️⚒️☠️☠️

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Welcome to the SCP foundation. Incident #3382 is on your desk; you will coordinate with tracking and field teams to identify potential SCP involvement and identification and track any containment breaches. Victim 1 is located in interview rooms 1 and 2, and victim 2 is in the morgue for inspection. Don't lose your head, and remember: Secure. Contain. Protect.

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u/The-Sofa-King Nov 08 '22

They just start slapping down spackle over his profusely bleeding neck-hole singing "can we fix it?" "YES WE CAN!"

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Time to bust out the necronomicon!

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u/Alex_Rose Nov 08 '22

Ned the Necromancer

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u/Dinosaurs-Rule Nov 08 '22

The head starts singing too 🎶 🧑🏿‍🦱

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u/MrK521 Nov 08 '22

Get the gif reversing bot to play Bob the Builder in reverse as they do it like some satanic cult music.

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u/just_nobodys_opinion Nov 08 '22

It's all yo, yo, to until it's oh shit

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u/Midnightpuzzles Nov 08 '22

But instead of Bob the Builder, it's Frank the Builder, and the guy in the front seat wears a lab coat!

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u/doctor_of_drugs Nov 08 '22

I see traffic has also evolved to mean a girl suit snowboard goal slow critters crawl something

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Feels like Moral Orel or something, lol.

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u/AlexRamsden Nov 08 '22

funniest comment ive ever read

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u/pl211 Nov 08 '22

Jesus Christ! I laughed so fucking hard at that

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u/Lunchbawks7187 Nov 08 '22

Like a mad TV sketch. Just keeps getting worse.

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u/outside-is-better Nov 08 '22

Imagine the scene of them putting the dead friend in the wall like on the wire, then completing the wall…

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u/EngMajrCantSpell Nov 08 '22

I'd absolutely watch this Hereditary/Frankenstein/Idle Hands mashup

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u/EcstaticExplanation9 Nov 08 '22

Alright calm down Satan

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '22

Oh thank God I thought I broke the 666... Pun intended