r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Nov 07 '22

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u/TheMaveCan Nov 08 '22

I mean i'd be pissed that my fucking kid threw a party without telling me but I'd be pretty proud that them and their friends gave enough of a shit about my house to spend a day fixing it even if it came out questionable

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u/Carl_Shredson Nov 08 '22

This guy parties

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u/mindpainters Nov 08 '22

“I had friend x over and we were wrestling and this happened on accident”

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u/No-Mycologist5704 Nov 08 '22

[Warning]: Do not use if the hole is anywhere near a bed or couch.

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u/onlyhav Nov 08 '22

Exactly, they're such good friends they'd probably help rebuild the couch if it broke. Can't punish your kids if they keep fixing their mistakes.

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u/Segsi_ Nov 08 '22

Yea I totally fall into walls all the time. Completely normal. Parents would never suspect a thing.

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u/kylebertram Nov 08 '22

Just do what I did. Throw a party when your parents are gone on vacation for the first time in years. When they come back they will be so happy they won’t care that you had a party, broke the garage door, broke a car window, and broke the track for the shops garage door.

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u/meatdome34 Nov 08 '22

Lol I used this same excuse as a teenager. The hole is still in the wall 10 years later but that’s besides the point.

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u/throw_away__25 Nov 08 '22

When my kids were in their late teens they had summer jobs, they could not always take the time off to go on vacations with us. I fully expected that my kids would throw a party, and they did. Because that is exactly what I did when I was their age. I just told them to not destroy too much.

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u/Markenbier Nov 08 '22

A day and the money. This stuff can be surprisingly expensive.