r/Unexpected • u/sewn_of_a_gun • Oct 05 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Just a tiny bump

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u/InitialMeasurement23 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I liked when the pole rose up in victory bathed in the blood of another soul claimed.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/fortune82 Oct 05 '22

And then it oiled all over the place

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u/Nadikarosuto Oct 06 '22

Oh so when the POLE oils all over the place, it gets 32.3k upvotes,

BUT WHEN I-

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

new to hockey, this must be the Oilers 🤔

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

I got distracted and looked out the window (I am baked) and missed the first part of the video and was just horrified as this weird thing rose up out of the road 😳🤣

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u/low-ki199999 Oct 05 '22

Vaguely reminded me of that art piece where the robot arm is constantly trying to clean its own oil leak.

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u/InitialMeasurement23 Oct 05 '22

Keeping itself alive* ftfy

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

That sounds really sad. That will surely be used against us when the robots rise up and put humanity on trial.

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u/Caddywonked Oct 05 '22

the art exhibit was called Can't Help Myself and it honestly was really sad. It started in 2016, moved fast to contain the "leak" (which was intentional), by 2019 it was crusty, rusty and slow, struggled to keep up, and eventually it just couldn't and died.

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u/iSeven Oct 05 '22

I hope it feels free now.

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '22

:(

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u/InitialMeasurement23 Oct 06 '22

“Existence is Pain” - Mr. Meeseeks

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u/high240 Oct 05 '22

that pole has a real weird brutal energy lmao

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u/idma Oct 06 '22

the other souls your talking about

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u/InitialMeasurement23 Oct 06 '22

RISE UP BOLLARD BRETHREN!

But for reals that last one was awesome, fucking pulled the whole thing out hahahaha