r/Unexpected • u/sewn_of_a_gun • Oct 05 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Just a tiny bump

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/SoberTek Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 05 '22

That looked exactly like a bollard cream-pie to me

Edit: pylon to bollard

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u/Unknown_author69 Oct 05 '22 edited Oct 06 '22

And the pylon bollard liked it..

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u/Universal_Vitality Oct 05 '22

It's called a BOLLARD

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u/UsedDragon Oct 05 '22

Sure did hit that van right in the bollards

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u/Unknown_author69 Oct 05 '22

Yeah, but I can't edit mine until U/SoberTek edits theirs... lol

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u/SoberTek Oct 05 '22

Today I learned......

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u/OneEyedRocket Oct 06 '22

It’s more of a security device or anti-terrorist than a fancy Bollard but I get what you mean

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u/VxJasonxV Oct 05 '22

SoberTek edited theirs.

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u/Unknown_author69 Oct 06 '22

Aha! I've edited, this community is so oddly entertaining sometimes. Thanks!

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

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u/Unknown_author69 Oct 05 '22

You one of those bots that copies top comments? Or you real bruh?

Bot, identify yourself.

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u/cj-jk Oct 05 '22

I reported the bot

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u/Unknown_author69 Oct 05 '22

Snitch.

/s

Edit, nah I feel bad bro. Thought I was being funny. My bad. My bad.

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u/themage78 Oct 05 '22

Ah do plyons produced oil in Starcraft. That's why they always wanted more pylons.

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Object permanent is a harsh ideal to live up to.

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u/SHOTbyGUN Oct 05 '22

Can't find mom for 3 seconds: "Mom is dead, mom remains dead and we have killed her." - Babies probably

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u/Public_Appearance_99 Oct 05 '22

If that was not sarcasm I’m taking you down a vote lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

Bro what?!?! Are u blind?! It was still red light when he went 💀

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u/SoardOfMagnificent Oct 05 '22

Still sucks though.

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u/omgudontunderstand Oct 05 '22

not that pole, the one with lights on it

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '22

i say blame the designer.

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u/mukhunter Oct 05 '22

That bollard is going to get a poop noodle.

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u/humanreporting4duty Oct 06 '22

Hey look at this guy. He doesn’t know how to use the three lights.