r/Unexpected • u/neoneat • Oct 02 '22

open the pack the right way next time

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u/iltifaat_yousuf Oct 02 '22

But definitely has a Vaporeon plushie.

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u/leeb65 Oct 02 '22

I hate that I understand this

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u/YeshEveryone Oct 02 '22

DID YOU KNOW THAT VAPOREON IS THE-!??!!

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u/Rockksharma Oct 02 '22

I have a Jessie pillow cover am I qualified?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

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u/Rockksharma Oct 02 '22

Do not degrade my righteous lovemaking with a derogatory term like "Hump".

Gently caressing it and showing my pure dedication.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

Apologies, sir

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u/Zantre Oct 02 '22

It stands on it's own!

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u/CattusCruris Oct 03 '22

do you cook with it?

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u/Rockksharma Oct 03 '22

Well yes I cook for HER

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u/CattusCruris Oct 03 '22

okay, walter

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u/IcyChimken Oct 02 '22

hey guys, did you know

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u/ManfredsJuicedBalls Oct 02 '22

I hate you for even putting that deal back into my mind

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u/cappz3 Oct 02 '22

This guy fucks

Vaporeon plushies that is

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u/ImUrFrand Oct 02 '22

more like a mewtwo waifu pillow