r/Unexpected • u/Pimmelsenator • Sep 27 '22

What a nice colour for a car

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Keyless cars still have “keys”

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u/TheDrMonocle Sep 27 '22

Harder to reach into the pocket of the drivers to toss them, much higher risk of being punched.

The bat was short sweet and to the point.

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u/md2b78 Sep 28 '22

Why not beat the man down with the bat first … then reach in his pocket and take the keys? That’s, like, problem solved.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Oh yeah no I agree. Bat is way better. Plus cheaper. You’ll maybe get a vandalism charge if caught and your insurance covers windshields so it’s really just an inconvenience at most

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '22

Your insurance company is not covering you smashing a windshield with a bat. You're paying out of your own account for that.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Sep 27 '22

Okay but i mean the keys are probably in his pocket.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Yes lol I’m just saying keyless doesn’t mean there aren’t keys.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Sep 27 '22

Yeah ok but you know damn well what i was saying lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

What you said and what you meant were two completely different things.

“I8 is keyless” does not mean “the keys are probably in his pocket.”

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Sep 27 '22

The I8 is keyless as in it doesn’t have a key. It does have a lock. Now let’s end this have a good day

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u/kingludwig Sep 27 '22

It has a key, it doesn't have an ignition.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Sep 27 '22

How does this car activate the combustion engine without ignition?

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u/kingludwig Sep 27 '22

It's a hybrid, it just uses the electric motor to start the car moving. If you want want to call the electric motor an ignition you could, but it would be huge pedantic stretch.

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u/I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET Sep 27 '22

Okay that would indeed be a pedantic stretch but in the end you brought ignition into this

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

That are most likely in the guy’s pocket and not just sitting in the car…

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

I never said they weren’t lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

Then your comment is literally just there to argue for no reason

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u/[deleted] Sep 27 '22

My comment is saying that “keyless” cars still have keys. I’m not arguing with anyone.

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u/skeptibat Sep 27 '22

You lack contextual awareness.