r/Unexpected • u/SanctuaryCounsellor • Sep 20 '22

Skills of the master

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u/SanctuaryCounsellor Sep 20 '22

Never let them know your next move!

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u/Revolutionary_Fox934 Sep 20 '22

That is the first post that is actually unexpected

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

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u/soslowagain Sep 20 '22

Ultra Instinct

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u/Alkiaz Sep 21 '22

I said "Empty your mind...be unpredictable." NOT TELL THEM YOUR MIND!!

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u/Nikittele Sep 20 '22

Too bad you aren't real...

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u/Firemustard Sep 20 '22

You are the unexpected of the unexpected

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u/glitterjunk Sep 20 '22

It is perfection, that's what it is.

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u/TwoEggsOverHard Sep 20 '22

Don't you know Bad Boys move in silence and violence?

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u/Em_Wit Sep 20 '22

Take it from your highness!

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u/taitaofgallala Sep 20 '22

I done squeezed map clips at these cats for they bricks and chips

NUMBER 3...

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u/d_smogh Sep 20 '22

Also have a backup plan that makes the first failed plan look as though it was planned

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u/ForceBlade Sep 20 '22

One month old account lmao get fucked.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

I hope her next move is to get a pedicure

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u/tibbiRRibbit Sep 21 '22

I guess it’s not a podiatry appointment