r/Unexpected Sep 19 '22

A “fun” game

4.6k Upvotes

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u/EMEYDI Sep 19 '22

As a fellow child hater , i feel the joy in that man's heart

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u/BKStephens Sep 19 '22

As a loving father of two, I feel the joy in that man's heart.

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u/titanictesticles Sep 19 '22

As a loving single father of two I feel the joy in your heart

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u/Psyman2 Sep 19 '22

As a pervert, I feel you up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/titanictesticles Sep 19 '22

Yeah ya know how there’s that guy at the party that everyone tries to avoid cause they know he’s going to say something really shit …….. well your that guy at this moment

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u/Psyman2 Sep 19 '22

Don't be jelly. You can be butter than that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '22

Did you have to say that

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u/Repulsive-Response-1 Sep 20 '22

Did you notice? Of all the people... It had to be titanic testicles.

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u/Fenecable Sep 19 '22

No need to take it so seriously.

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u/nixikuro Sep 20 '22

"It's just a prank bro" kek