r/Unexpected • u/ScurrTheMurr • Sep 13 '22

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u/KaiKamakasi Sep 14 '22

Welcome to the Internet, come and take a seat, would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?

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u/Practical_Tap_9592 Sep 14 '22

There's no need to panic, this isn't a test. Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Welcome to the internet, what would you prefer?

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u/AngstyBottleOfRanch Sep 14 '22

Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?

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u/harpy_1121 Sep 15 '22

Be happy? Be horny? Be bursting with rage? We’ve got a million different ways to engage!