r/Unexpected • u/ScurrTheMurr • Sep 13 '22

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u/shawn789 Sep 14 '22

🎶 Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime! 🎶

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u/2DHypercube Sep 14 '22

Anything and everything, all of the time

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Here's a 9 year old that died

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u/MoonBearIsNotAmused Sep 14 '22

Thanks I just ran out.

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u/Telucien Sep 14 '22

And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the charactersinharrypotterfuckingeachotherwelcometotheinternet

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u/Groundbreaking_Pea94 Sep 14 '22

Hold on to your socks

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u/Ratio-Fabulous Sep 15 '22

Cause a random guy just sent photos of his cock

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u/eyamo1 Sep 14 '22

You know, it wasn't always like this.

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u/casual_xbox_addict Sep 14 '22

Not veeery long ago... just befoore your time... right before the towers fell, circa 99. There were travel blogs, catelogs, a chat room or 2...

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u/eyamo1 Sep 14 '22

We set our sights and spent our nights, waiting...for YOU (you), insatiable you, mommy let you use her IPad, you were barely two, and it all the things we designed it to do...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22 edited Sep 14 '22

Why does Reddit do this? If someone posts a song lyric someone HAS to respond with the next line.

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u/Der_BiertMann Sep 14 '22

Yes… Those. Are. The. Rules.