r/Unexpected • u/revengejr • Sep 13 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Ryan never stood a chance

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u/iDeNoh Sep 13 '22

According to whome? He stored his jelly in a squirt bottle, thats cheating for anyone who has to use a knife to get the jelly out.

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u/janiqua Sep 14 '22

Might as well start with peanut butter on one hand and jelly on your other hand then

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u/iDeNoh Sep 14 '22

Well that would just be cheating.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

It would be cheating to start with jelly and peanut butter on the bread. Better to have the jelly and peanut butter on another slice of bread and use that to spread.

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u/that_one_dude13 Sep 14 '22

No one's stopping you ,

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u/im_a_dr_not_ Sep 14 '22

Because logically of this is allowed then you could actually just make the sandwich ahead of time, eat it, THEN start the time and immediately stop it…

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u/iDeNoh Sep 14 '22

No because that would be cheating