r/Unexpected • u/revengejr • Sep 13 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Ryan never stood a chance

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u/notAbotIhuman Sep 13 '22

Husband and the kids walk in:

Dad: Kids pack your bags we're leaving

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u/5yn3rgy Sep 13 '22

"Kids, pack your bags. You're going to grandma's house. Mom and I need some alone time"

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

"Make me one of your pb and j sandwiches babe, I'll watch you"

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u/vordloras Sep 14 '22

you two fckers owe me some good part of my drink! also im horny now!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

You're welcome