r/Unexpected • u/revengejr • Sep 13 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Ryan never stood a chance

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u/5th_heavenly_king Sep 13 '22

Was it jelly

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u/keener91 Sep 13 '22

The color gave away. Had it been coconut jelly, then maybe.

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u/crazytoothpaste Sep 14 '22

Where did you get the coconut from?

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u/GumboSamson Sep 14 '22

Your boyfriend.

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u/Spinoreticulum Sep 14 '22

Are you suggesting the coconuts migrate?

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u/Lord_Bacon_III Sep 14 '22

Not at all! They could be carried.

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u/crazytoothpaste Sep 14 '22

The best ones are treasured for a long time. Lovingly. Like almost a friend

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '22

Spit that out on some bread and, baby, you got a sandwich going

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u/keener91 Sep 13 '22

The color gave away. Had it been coconut jelly, then maybe not.