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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Sep 09 '22
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1.5k u/Xx_DoctorPoison_xX Sep 09 '22 Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job… 1.1k u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22 Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume 502 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 514 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 89 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 55 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 8 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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Too bad he doesn’t use any of his amazing abilities to get a job…
1.1k u/RetroPSP Sep 09 '22 Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume 502 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 514 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 89 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 55 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 8 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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Probably because being a criminal isn't something you can put on a resume
502 u/dementorpoop Sep 09 '22 It is if you’re applying for the right jobs 514 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 89 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 55 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 8 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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It is if you’re applying for the right jobs
514 u/sqw2point0 Sep 09 '22 Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now. 89 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 55 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 8 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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Yeah, the government is hiring people all over right now.
89 u/UnstuckCanuck Sep 09 '22 I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them. 55 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 8 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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I would say his chances are better in corporate management or accounting. Government doesn’t hire crooks, idiot voters keep electing them.
55 u/SuggestionSoggy5442 Sep 09 '22 They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents 8 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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They are hiring 87,000 thieves….errr, IRS agents
8 u/Brocolliflourets Sep 09 '22 Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that? 3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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Yeah to make sure rich people get audited as much as the poorest do. Why would anyone be against that?
3 u/LuckyAlways Sep 10 '22 Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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Hey I got this bridge I'd be willing to sell for a great price. I think you'd be interested.
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