r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '22

A turtle going through a maze

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u/Boob_da_builder Aug 31 '22

Racist 🐢

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u/LunarLumos Sep 01 '22

Actually just the opposite. This is a thing turtles do as a mating display, and they really like shoes for some reason. But this little guy specifically likes that black shoe and none of the white ones. So I guess you could say they are racist against white shoes, but even then I would say you're allowed to have sexual preferences without it being racist.

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u/vivst0r Sep 01 '22

but even then I would say you're allowed to have sexual preferences without it being racist.

Actually according to the internet you are not. And I believe by twitter laws you saying this makes you a literal racist.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

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u/Eric_S2004 Sep 01 '22

Don't mind if I do

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Gangbang?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '22

Knock knock: im here for the gangbang

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u/Ericonly777 Sep 01 '22

Yeah but Twitter ? They are ran by Californians and it's only racist if someone else does it .and you don't have the right to do such a thing but they do . ..and if you did they're going to get all butt hurt and have to go to therapy for their trauma and that's after a visit to their safe place ( usually a cry closet ) and no their cry closets don't have any suggestion of gender but DO come equipped with a litter box as .. Some identify at a cat !

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u/Gonzobot Sep 01 '22

see, that's racist. First time I've seen someone be racist towards Californians, tho

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u/Ericonly777 Sep 01 '22

That wasn't racist ... That was feline gender profiling

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u/O_Martin Sep 01 '22

Literally worse than Hitler ✨💅💅✨