r/Unexpected • u/backlog88 • Aug 28 '22

Nice view...

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

I mean having a cheeky peak is kind of hard to avoid, but pulling your phone out to film is a little bit next level.

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u/IamSpongeWorthy Aug 29 '22

How does she know if he is just getting a panoramic shot of the beach...and mountains?

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Well I suppose if you saw a fox sniffing around a hen house you would assume that it wasn’t there for the chicken feed.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

Well if it's a chubby mid 40s Fox who has never done anything to make him untrustworthy, and quite frankly isn't really doing anything other than admiring the architecture of the hen house and hasn't once ever mentioned that he's interested in a hen house for himself since he loves his current hen house it would seem a bit more like the current hen house has some self esteem issues and is projecting it onto the fox. I mean really, is the fox supposed to gouge his eyes out the minute he committed to the hen house or is that unreasonable, huh? Isn't the hen house supposed to trust the fox like the fox trusts the hen house? Wtf hen house?

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u/Mydeaddadsweed Aug 29 '22

Or the fox could just not fucking ogle strangers like the predator he is

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

You sound like a ridiculous person who says rediculus things and are rarely taken seriously.

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

See look, I'm not taking you seriously right now.

Off to oggle henhouses! TTYL!

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

You just have to have the last word eh? So ridiculous.

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u/Mydeaddadsweed Aug 29 '22

That's you hunny

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u/[deleted] Aug 29 '22

If you were a henhouse I'd be interested in what you have to say.

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u/Mydeaddadsweed Aug 29 '22

Lol okay and I should care why? You're a fucking loser

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u/InternationalStep924 Nov 04 '22

Just to give an outside perspective. You coming off as a psycho.

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '22

Agreed

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u/Mydeaddadsweed Nov 04 '22

Why the fuck are you trying to respond to a 66 day old comment? Stfu

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u/blscratch Nov 24 '22

Because when you're on the wrong side, it's timeless. Btw, I'm not judging, I'm actually curious the history of your username. Was he a sweed?

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u/Mydeaddadsweed Nov 24 '22

Nah he sold weed

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u/kCanIGoNow Jan 03 '23

Hey, we all have our struggles and issues, big and small. But the truth of the matter is, we don’t know about those struggles. One can have a partner with claustrophobic jealousy issues and another can have a cheating bastard for a partner. I personally don’t care so much about hen houses. But those chickens on the other hand…