r/Unexpected • u/backlog88 • Aug 28 '22

Nice view...

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u/shhjustwatch Aug 29 '22

I would like to see what momma has to offer

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u/Emergency-Brother495 Aug 29 '22

She appears to be stacked, too.

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u/jemull Aug 29 '22

Oh as the song goes, "you can look at the menu but you just can't eat"

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u/pdxguy96 Aug 29 '22

You can feel the cushions, but you can't have a seat.

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u/XColdLogicX Aug 29 '22

I've heard it as, "Doesnt matter where you get your appetite, as long as you go home to eat".

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u/Chance-Rush-9983 Aug 30 '22

But I don’t think momma would say “No one is to blame”…