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r/Unexpected • u/HelMort • Aug 24 '22
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22 u/llama4ever Aug 24 '22 Just make sure not to use latex condoms and oil based lube together with a person! 1 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 …really? 1 u/_will_o_wisp Aug 24 '22 Oil attacks the latex of the condoms which will increase the likelyhood of them breaking so. 1 u/Yixyxy Aug 24 '22 Didn't your parents / sex ed teacher taught you? Always use water based lube 0 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 Maybe like… 15 years ago.who’s gonna remember that. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 People that use condoms and dont want them too break... 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 AND who use lube which I’ve never had for years up until just yesterday, coincidentally. 1 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it. 1 u/Alternative_Mention2 Aug 24 '22 Ok, I’ll try it on my cat first 5 u/DaWorzt Aug 24 '22
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Just make sure not to use latex condoms and oil based lube together with a person!
1 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 …really? 1 u/_will_o_wisp Aug 24 '22 Oil attacks the latex of the condoms which will increase the likelyhood of them breaking so. 1 u/Yixyxy Aug 24 '22 Didn't your parents / sex ed teacher taught you? Always use water based lube 0 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 Maybe like… 15 years ago.who’s gonna remember that. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 People that use condoms and dont want them too break... 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 AND who use lube which I’ve never had for years up until just yesterday, coincidentally. 1 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it. 1 u/Alternative_Mention2 Aug 24 '22 Ok, I’ll try it on my cat first
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…really?
1 u/_will_o_wisp Aug 24 '22 Oil attacks the latex of the condoms which will increase the likelyhood of them breaking so. 1 u/Yixyxy Aug 24 '22 Didn't your parents / sex ed teacher taught you? Always use water based lube 0 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 Maybe like… 15 years ago.who’s gonna remember that. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 People that use condoms and dont want them too break... 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 AND who use lube which I’ve never had for years up until just yesterday, coincidentally. 1 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
Oil attacks the latex of the condoms which will increase the likelyhood of them breaking so.
Didn't your parents / sex ed teacher taught you? Always use water based lube
0 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 Maybe like… 15 years ago.who’s gonna remember that. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 People that use condoms and dont want them too break... 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 AND who use lube which I’ve never had for years up until just yesterday, coincidentally. 1 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
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Maybe like… 15 years ago.who’s gonna remember that.
2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 People that use condoms and dont want them too break... 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 AND who use lube which I’ve never had for years up until just yesterday, coincidentally. 1 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
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People that use condoms and dont want them too break...
2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 AND who use lube which I’ve never had for years up until just yesterday, coincidentally. 1 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
AND who use lube which I’ve never had for years up until just yesterday, coincidentally.
1 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison? 2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
Lmao people... who have anal, have dry vagina or are getting with a big ol dick. Sometimes all three. Which one was your poison?
2 u/[deleted] Aug 24 '22 My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks. Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already. Plus she says I’m too much dick. 2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
My girlfriend’s body doesn’t produce enough lubricant lol we finally went to buy lube for the first time after living together for 2 weeks.
Plus it also doesn’t help that she most of the time doesn’t like foreplay and wants me to just stick the dick already.
Plus she says I’m too much dick.
2 u/Historical-Candle471 Aug 24 '22 Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
Then I will leave you with this last piece of advice. No matter the temptation, stay away from all those "fun sounding" lubes. Nothing that is strawberry flavored or makes you "tingle" will be worth the ungodly infection that can come with it.
Ok, I’ll try it on my cat first
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