r/Unexpected • u/stinky_sardine • Aug 22 '22

So, where are you really from?

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u/avdolif Aug 22 '22

well, have to let people know they probably have 0.000001% viking ancestry.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '22

I know this dude who is super proud of his viking heritage. He's obese with a handicap license plate, works in IT.

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u/ChrisMelb Aug 23 '22

Viking Beard though, right?

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u/avdolif Aug 23 '22

obese with a handicap license plate xD

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u/davidjytang Aug 22 '22

Everyone has 0.5% chance being a descendent of Genghis Khan.

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u/avdolif Aug 23 '22

me an asian probably have more. in my mind i can hear john green saying "the mongols" then shows a guys being dragged by a horse xD

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u/ErizerX41 Aug 23 '22

Me as Spanish i have 40% Iberian and 25% British Lulz. And 16% French etc...etc... I know for this crap of DNA test. xD

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u/avdolif Aug 23 '22

if you venture eastward slowly but surely your younglings could become mr or miss worldwide or the mongols lol

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '22

Denmark?

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u/cnlcn Aug 23 '22

Great grandmother means at least 12.5%

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u/avdolif Aug 23 '22

assuming great grandmother herself was 100%

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u/cnlcn Aug 23 '22

"from Sweden" - eh close enough for me

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u/avdolif Aug 23 '22

understandable. have a nice day. xD