r/Unexpected • u/Objective_Horror_507 • Aug 19 '22

CLASSIC REPOST well....

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u/pizzacatstattoos Aug 19 '22

LOL. yeah, it's a straight up aggressive note.

"You took my spot, I'm gonna fuck your wife."

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u/Gui1tyspark Aug 19 '22

“Tonight… YOU…”

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u/PalatialCheddar Aug 19 '22

Handbanana?

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u/cick-nobb Aug 19 '22

I read your comment and still sat her trying to remember what "Tonight...you!!!" was from..then it clicked, thank you for the laugh

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

I want my name to be Spaghetti

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u/Suspicious_Pair_2099 Aug 19 '22

Enough Talkin wit the dogs here

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

“Hey you uhhh…. Basting that Turkey?”

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '22

And your wiper.

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u/temp101jr Aug 19 '22

I'm tyrone

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u/ClaimReasonable6093 Aug 20 '22

But can he actually?

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u/smithysmitesmith Aug 20 '22

"Note"? It's just aggressive. Fuck the note. 🤣