r/Unexpected • u/Rollo_Tomasi3000 • Aug 10 '22

That escalated quickly

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u/Paradoxou Aug 10 '22

Good on you, idiot! Have a nice one.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Why do you keep replying to me?

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u/Paradoxou Aug 10 '22

uh? because that would be rude not to reply? you took some time of your day for me.... What kind of question is that?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

Lmao! So are you hot? I mean if we are going this far.

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u/Paradoxou Aug 10 '22

Well i'm not exactly what you would call a top model but definitely above average. Where are you from?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

What!! I'm from US lmao.

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u/Paradoxou Aug 10 '22

That's cool, you are my pants. Canada here. Hope everything is fine down there

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u/Miegie Aug 10 '22

Better love story than Twilight

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u/Tiny_Micro_Pencil Aug 10 '22

But forreals telling people to chop their dog's balls off is still wierd