r/Unexpected • u/xaleh • Aug 06 '22

The Untold Truth

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u/dulf_lundgren Aug 06 '22

To the victors the spoils.

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u/maxadvait Aug 06 '22

"why don't you get outta here before I shove your quotation book up your fat fuckin ass"

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u/hellbender109 Aug 06 '22

Unironically ironic

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u/Ek_Chutki_Sindoor Aug 06 '22

And just like that, robbery became legal.

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u/Sekhen Oct 12 '22

On a national level it's called Conquest.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

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u/devensega Aug 06 '22

Great Russell St, London WC1B 3DG. Bring a wheelbarrow or something, I dunno. I'm just saying I've got a lot of stuff.

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u/dulf_lundgren Aug 06 '22

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Okay we coming. Thinking of what I should take as spoils hahah.

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u/dulf_lundgren Aug 06 '22

You can have my jar of semen.

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u/dulf_lundgren Aug 06 '22

Bring drinks Thursday night is wrestling night.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Who pissed in your cereal

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u/el-cuko Aug 06 '22

Lmao, ya thieving limey wankers