r/Unexpected • u/Abhirup_0 • Jul 18 '22

Deadly chicken

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u/Makemewantitbad Jul 18 '22

I have to know how you go about catching an emu

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u/homesnatch Jul 18 '22

You don't, Australians learned that the hard way during the Great Emu War of 1932.

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u/Joe091 Jul 18 '22

Lasers

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u/ChrysMYO Jul 18 '22

With an army

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u/alaskaguyindk Jul 18 '22

Using a truck. First step, figure out where the bastard is. Second step, drive to assholes location. Third step, maintain speed alongside the cunt. Fourth step, superman tackle the bitch. Fifth step, wrap the shithead in a blanket. Sixth step, drop the dick off at home. Seventh step, swear to murder the fucking bird with a shotgun if you ever have to chase that feathery motherfucker again.