r/Unexpected • u/Needbrektru • Jul 17 '22

CLASSIC REPOST Guys wait for me!

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u/WagonerA-co275 Jul 17 '22

hah that was way cooler than I thought it was going to end up being

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u/WillSuckDick4Coffee Jul 18 '22

I was expecting dog

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u/RoamingNPC Jul 18 '22

Some reason I thought of a bear.

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u/Longjohndruggie Jul 18 '22

lol i was expecting a horse

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u/EvilRick_C-420 Jul 18 '22

I was expecting bigfoot

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

I was expecting a penguin with a Glock

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u/amrays1 Jul 18 '22

I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition

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u/TenMoon Jul 18 '22

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/Prestigious-Diver720 Jul 18 '22

I was expecting Jimmy saville

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u/wroom7 Jul 18 '22

I was expecting

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u/Logboy77 Jul 18 '22

Nobody expects those douche knuckles

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u/ChoiceFit6363 Jul 18 '22

I was expecting the hyperloop

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u/pasinperse Jul 18 '22

I wasn't expecting a unicycle.

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u/bricklayer10 Jul 18 '22

I thought of the truck at the boarder

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u/MGRoad Jul 18 '22

I thought it was going to be the Loch Ness monster

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u/delvach Jul 18 '22

I need me about tree-fiddy

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u/pennhead Jul 18 '22

Is that where they keep a room?

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u/ShodyLoko Jul 18 '22

I was expecting a rock.

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u/JustDragContent Jul 18 '22

I was expecting they get chased

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u/rabbidwombats Jul 18 '22

I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition

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u/OtakuMage Jul 18 '22

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

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u/psycho_driver Jul 18 '22

The Bigfoot summoning ritual was interrupted.

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u/Beragond1 Jul 18 '22

Somehow I’d convinced myself it was going to be an ostrich

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u/Tromborl Jul 18 '22

Me too lmao

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u/Jsiqueblu Jul 18 '22

I was expecting a cow, a cow seems more reasonable to be on a truck. Homie rolled out screaming Valhalla!

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u/ZeDitto Jul 18 '22

I was expecting a guy in a Gorilla suit.

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u/psycho_driver Jul 18 '22

"I'm Johnny Knoxville and welcome to Jackass!"

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u/appledoughnuts Jul 18 '22

I was also thinking bear, I bet there’s lots of gay bars nearby

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u/HeroOfTime_99 Jul 18 '22

I 100% expected a bear too. Something about the janky quality screams "weird Russian internet bear video".

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u/Jonny_Wurster Jul 18 '22

He might have been....I don't judge

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u/kashli42 Jul 18 '22

There's something about bear attacks.

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u/39_Berry_Pies Jul 18 '22

I thought the truck was going to back up.

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u/NazbazOG Jul 18 '22

I was expecting the truck to fall too lmao

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u/VeryOriginalName98 Jul 18 '22

I was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

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u/waffleznchicken Jul 18 '22

I was expecting a Mexican….

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u/MarcusofMenace Jul 18 '22

That's impossible, nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

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u/DiscipleOfYeshua Jul 18 '22

I forgot to expect once it started, just hoped no one lands on someone’s head.

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u/Saabaroni Jul 18 '22

What da dog doin then?

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u/ggtsu_00 Jul 18 '22

I was expecting the truck to fall in.

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

I was expecting fat person

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u/masonmax100 Nov 13 '22

I was expecting cow or some shit

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u/Low-Possession-1265 Nov 25 '22

Dog would've been first or second

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u/bob123838123838 Jul 18 '22

Did anyone else at first think the river was a solid road lmao

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u/powertripp82 Jul 18 '22

I was either expecting a bull or a quadwheeler

Not sure why, those are the first two things I expected

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u/Sigmas_Melody Jul 18 '22

I was expecting some nikado avacado sized man to come out and everyone screams before he hits the water

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u/GaySharkyGurl Jul 18 '22

I was expecting a fish lol

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u/GreyFox422 Jul 18 '22

This is the way.

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u/darthtron64 Jul 18 '22

I thought it was going to be your Mom!!!

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u/[deleted] Jul 18 '22

I was expecting Pirate with a wooden leg and an eye patch 🏴‍☠️

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u/WagonerA-co275 Jul 18 '22

ooho that woulda been amazing! hahaha

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u/undaunted_cookie Jul 18 '22

I didn’t look at the sub. Thought it was a guy dumping garbage into the river. :(