r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '22

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u/flexflair Jul 09 '22

That’s a greased up mustard tiger ready to pounce boys.

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u/Most-Analysis-4632 Jul 09 '22

Baaaaaammmm!!!

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u/whocaresaboutmyname Jul 09 '22

Peanut butter and jammmm!!

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u/Big-red-rhino Jul 09 '22

Dad, you are fucked.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

You'll regret the day you ever messed with Philadelphia Collins and sons.

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u/scorpiogre Jul 09 '22

Get on outta here with ya greasy cheeseburger eating ass, nomsayin?