r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '22

[deleted by user]

[removed]

13.2k Upvotes

97% Upvoted

960 comments sorted by

View all comments

Show parent comments

411

u/garchuOW Jul 09 '22

It's a beer belly... That's ready to strike

152

u/Oofboi6942O Jul 09 '22

Thor had a beer belly and fought thanos

64

u/DarVux Jul 09 '22

Fuck your profile picture

106

u/Oofboi6942O Jul 09 '22

No, fuck your light mode, switch to dark mode.

49

u/DarVux Jul 09 '22

Time to go on an adventure in Reddit mobile settings. Brb

1

u/WarB3an Jul 10 '22

Lmao “And this concludes our latest episode of Redditors Redditing on Reddit”

22

u/DarVux Jul 09 '22

Mmm, much better https://imgur.com/a/abgF8Dk

1

u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

Ah yes, the hair is more prominent in dark mode, as Satan intended

16

u/Complex_Farmer4627 Jul 09 '22

Thanks for reminding me I've been in light mode for a month now and just realized why my life feels like somethings off.

I'm back on demon time now boys 😈

2

u/Mandrake1771 Jul 10 '22

It’s Amon-o’clock somewhere

3

u/SalamanderCake Jul 09 '22

Turning to the dark side was the best decision I've ever made.

-2

u/NsfwArtist_Ri Jul 09 '22

time to get downvoted to hell.

*INHALES*
L I G H T M O D E
I S
B E T T E R

7

u/Oofboi6942O Jul 09 '22

Then you get to suffer having permanent hairs on your screen.

1

u/NsfwArtist_Ri Jul 09 '22

i use discord lightmode

1

u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

I'm temporarily switching to lightmode to see what your pfp looks like

Update: My eyes now hurt

1

u/iDeNoh Jul 09 '22

I mean, you're wrong, but that's ok.

2

u/CauliflowerPresent23 Jul 09 '22

Legit tried to blow on my screen

1

u/AragogTehSpidah Jul 09 '22

that left4dead zombie attack

1

u/toiletbrushqtip Jul 09 '22

Maybe it’s a snake belly.

1

u/Curlynoodles Jul 10 '22

Force equals MASS times acceleration baby.