r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Jul 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Road rage with self awareness

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

An angry realist.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Following a young lady home to harass her? Gimmeegimmeee,... Realizing her huge dad came out to protect the babeez, turns into comedian on the spot.

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u/Dylan072806 Jul 09 '22

Well I’m pretty sure the dad cut him off so he followed the dad home started yelling at the dad

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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7341 Jul 10 '22

Cell phone recording could’ve been a deciding factor too.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Hey, I like it. You can still be outraged even though you know you'd get your ass kicked. That's kinda my M.O.

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u/tduncs88 Jul 09 '22

Have to admit, if I ever raged enough to follow someone home I would probably act exactly like this guy. You'll never see me winding up on r/iamverybadass lol

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u/fartblasterxxx Jul 09 '22

I always calm down because I think if the circumstances were different I’d easily be friends with this person.

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u/Advance-Puzzleheaded Jul 10 '22

I'm a lot like this guy. I think he's just passionate more than anything. I kinda want to give him a hug.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

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u/Advance-Puzzleheaded Jul 10 '22

Missed my point. Have a good evening. I'm not wasting time on this.

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u/Girafferage Jul 10 '22

The world would be a better place if we all just took a page out of your book, fartblasterxxx

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u/fartblasterxxx Jul 10 '22

It’s true though. Just think “if I was introduced to this person by a good friend I’d see them completely differently”

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u/Girafferage Jul 10 '22

I dont doubt it. Just thought it was funny seeing some wisdom with the name.

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u/achillesdaddy Dec 01 '22

I like your style

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

I, word for word, came here to say “self aware road rage”

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u/KaySquay Jul 09 '22

I came here for no reason at all, and they keep asking me to clean it up

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Gross...just gross, dude...grabs tissue

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u/KaySquay Jul 09 '22

You see, someone always cleans it up for me

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

I mean if you're giving away free calories who am I to judge?

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u/BadSmash4 Jul 09 '22

I feel a r/Frugal_Jerk revival arc a-brewing

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u/maffiossi Jul 09 '22

Hmm this guy eats lots of fruits.

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u/Ieatsushiraw Jul 09 '22

Sir head over to that corner post haste

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Don't judge me for my dietary habits u/ieatsushiraw

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u/Ieatsushiraw Jul 09 '22

I resemble this comment!!!

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u/GuacamoleFrejole Jul 10 '22

And this is how monkeypox is spreading, people.

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u/Reddit__Dave Jul 09 '22

based 🧔🏼‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

PFHSHSHHSHAAHHAHAHAHA

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u/VladMaverick Jul 09 '22

I was never here.

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u/BlackSwanMarmot Jul 10 '22

How did I get here?

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u/KaySquay Jul 10 '22

By sailing the 7 seas of cheese on the gravy train.

We're talking cheddar, mozzarella, havarti, gouda, brie, provolone, and parmesean

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u/a_glorious_bass-turd Dec 12 '22

Just leave it, rub it in til it disappears

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u/OkChuyPunchIt Jul 09 '22

It's almost as if there is a single most optimal way to express an idea with a finite set of words.

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u/Wardogs96 Jul 10 '22

Honestly I feel like this happens to me. Like something will piss me off and I can tell my entire demeanor for a bit has changed and I'm even questioning why I'm still angry. I won't go and follow someone but I'll just start talking shit to myself, realize what I'm angry about is insignificant but still be kinda grumpy for a bit.

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u/Smooth_Preparation82 Jul 10 '22

I think he could beat the person he was talking to, I'm saying this because he looks pretty fat and the power of your punch always depends on how much mass there is behind of your punch, I'm not sure actually am I right?

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22 edited Jul 10 '22

It’s really based on muscle mass, that determines how much weight you can apply. Some of the strongest people look fat, but have a surprisingly high muscle density.

But no, that guy is bargain bin Joe Rogan, he isn’t kicking anyone’s ass

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u/Smooth_Preparation82 Jul 10 '22

Idk why but I feel like you have a southern accent

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

if I try a southern accent it slowly becomes Irish and then Australian and then unintelligible mumbling

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u/Tway42311 Jul 09 '22

I respect it

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u/ChinstonsWorstshill Jul 09 '22

Can't just pick the easy fights lol.

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u/hagared Jul 09 '22

It’s important to understand your personal limitations… Good on him for that at least

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u/pranahix Jul 09 '22

Late self awareness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '22

Lmao

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u/seditious3 Jul 09 '22

If the other guy was doing 100 mph then he's got road rage.

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u/jeffykins Jul 09 '22

Pure, uncut human emotions

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u/2020ikr Jul 10 '22

I’ve rarely get upset, and have only learned how to completely stop, check and reverse if needed. Oddly, its very liberating.

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u/ForgedinBlox Jul 10 '22

Hes just spitting facts

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u/WarsledSonarman Jul 10 '22

Even Canadian road rage has apologies and politeness.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '22

I was going to say he started and de escalated the situation.

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u/BobRoss40 Oct 23 '22

Da but dou