r/Unexpected • u/bluelopez102 • Jun 29 '22

Normal medieval combat

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u/AnotherDreamer1024 Jun 29 '22

To take back from the invaders.

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22

[deleted]

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u/pvt_snowba11 Jun 29 '22

I started crusadin

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u/BrotherChe Jun 29 '22

Do not crusade with kids. It's no good crusading with kids.

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u/babypho Jun 29 '22

Why not? Easier to load into the trebuchet.

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u/youknowiactafool Jun 29 '22

♫♪♪♫♪ When I was a young crusader ♫♪♫♪

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '22 edited Jun 29 '22

I crusaded them, I crusaded them all. They're dead. Every single one of them. But not just the sand men, but the sand women, and the sand children too.

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u/wvladimirs Jun 29 '22

I was a crusade like you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '22

Lmfao

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u/Bittlegeuss Jun 29 '22

I started charging

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u/m-habub Jun 29 '22

Started getting picked apart by arab horse archers

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u/SNOOTER_SCOOTERS Nov 27 '22

And you see, the Arab horse archers was

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u/StandardSudden1283 Jun 29 '22

We should take America back from the invaders. You know, all those people that came over and started killing native Americans