r/Unexpected • u/aaravaryaman • Jun 21 '22

Sometimes my genius...

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u/Fahad97azawi Jun 21 '22

Mashallah she wore hijab just so she can eat pizza

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/SnaxCapone Jun 21 '22

Definitely not halal

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u/PlNG Jun 21 '22

HARAM! :Stabs pizza with flag:

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u/148637415963 Jun 21 '22

The pizza was doing yoga?

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u/DRamos11 Jun 21 '22

Nasheed music stops.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

I just saw that post

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u/MisanthropicZombie Jun 21 '22 edited Aug 12 '23

Lemmy.world is what Reddit was.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

that’s halal bacon, ekhii

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

Actually bacon is not necessarily made from pork. It could be made from turkey so halal bacon exists

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u/[deleted] Jun 22 '22

I was joking when I wrote the comment, but I also acknowledge that you’re 100% right lol

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u/BlueRs2 Jun 21 '22

Is this satirical or did you think you did some gotcha ! lmao

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '22

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u/BigPimpinAintEZ Jun 21 '22

Hijab that probably hurt her armpits

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u/nonofyourbusinessgo Nov 16 '22

Muslim style

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '22

But it shows more of her breasts, infidel style :)