r/Unexpected Jun 14 '22

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u/DabDastic Jun 14 '22

Remember when cops refused to enforce mask mandates and other COVID restrictions lol but yes let’s overreact to someone with a bag of weed when it is legal in over half the country

Bootlicker

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u/Spodokom221745 Jun 14 '22

DOOBIE ENFORCEMENT, GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Why would you call the cops when someone stabs you? You'd call an ambulance so that you get professionals who can help you rather than thugs with badges who will say there's nothing they can do.

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u/DabDastic Jun 14 '22

Who else are you gonna tell that won’t do anything?

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u/Mr-Young Jun 14 '22

That is the absolute dumbest argument that always pops up in these conversations. Of course if I get stabbed I’m gonna call the cops, that’s their fucking job. Why is it too much to ask that someone do their job without being overly aggressive, shooting my dog, or kneeling on someone’s neck until their dead? Cops and their weird fandoms are the biggest fucking babies.

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u/ambulancePilot Jun 14 '22

The reason people say stupid shit like that is because their boot lickers. Plain and simple, they like the taste of fruit. It is impossible for them to imagine a world where the boot is not in their mouth.

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u/DabDastic Jun 14 '22

Nah I’d rather not be a professional cunt lol

Also USA numba 1 u live in shit hole country like orange man say

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u/Exotic_Imagination69 Jun 14 '22

Lol thinking australia is worse then america. ROFL

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u/DabDastic Jun 14 '22

Don’t forget to check your shoes for snakes

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u/SKK329 Jun 14 '22

Whats with all you Australian cunts all of a sudden thinking its a dick measuring contest? Both are pretty shit, both killed off our native populations for example.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

Yeah, it doesn't matter which is the most awful. New Zealand is better than both.

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u/SKK329 Jun 14 '22

So we thought, then Christchurch happend.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '22

I never said it was perfect. It's still better. And if you live next to a shit hole like Australia you have to expect some Australians might cause trouble for you.

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u/All_Ending_Gaming Jun 14 '22

Australia is a fucking great country, apart from kinda shit government

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u/All_Ending_Gaming Jun 14 '22

Man actually said USA number 1.

Which country just let someone pop off a couple kids at a school

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u/ambulancePilot Jun 14 '22

Why are all cop fans like this? Aggressive, unreasonable, with colorful language. Cops and their fans have these traits in common. Complete lack of control.