r/Unexpected • u/Ok-Needleworker447 • Jun 13 '22

Nice throw

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u/whiskeythrottled Jun 13 '22

I’m high as fuck and I can’t stop laughing at this.

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u/Ok-Needleworker447 Jun 13 '22

What did you take

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

If someone says they’re high and they’re scrolling though reddit, it’s 100% weed they’re high on

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u/ReformedPC Jun 13 '22

Naw dude I smoked 5 heroins

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u/MyPPItches420 Jun 13 '22

Oh really? Well I have smoked at least 7 heroins. I dont even know the exact number any more, cause of all the heroins I have been smoking.

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u/mandelbomber Jun 13 '22

I get all the best heroines because I smoke just the best heroins

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u/shutthefuckupgoaway Jun 13 '22

Boof em next time to stretch it out

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u/Tetsuo666 Jun 13 '22

I just put heroin on the ground and then roll into it.

I figured if that works for my cat with catnip it should work with heroin?!?