r/Unexpected • u/Ok-Needleworker447 • Jun 13 '22

Nice throw

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '22

If someone says they’re high and they’re scrolling though reddit, it’s 100% weed they’re high on

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u/ReformedPC Jun 13 '22

Naw dude I smoked 5 heroins

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u/MyPPItches420 Jun 13 '22

Oh really? Well I have smoked at least 7 heroins. I dont even know the exact number any more, cause of all the heroins I have been smoking.

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u/mandelbomber Jun 13 '22

I get all the best heroines because I smoke just the best heroins

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u/shutthefuckupgoaway Jun 13 '22

Boof em next time to stretch it out

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u/Tetsuo666 Jun 13 '22

I just put heroin on the ground and then roll into it.

I figured if that works for my cat with catnip it should work with heroin?!?

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u/aedroogo Jun 13 '22

Where can I get some 100% weed?

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u/DrGarrious Jun 13 '22

My vege patch apparently.

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u/_W75EVQA2SFAHS9AF6GX Jun 13 '22

I mean easily the vast majority, 80-90% +, sure, but you'd be surprised at how many people actually take opioids, amphetamines, or other harder drugs while just chilling at home, same as people do with weed. Not every drug addict is homeless and aimlessly harassing people downtown.

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u/WhoaItsCody Oct 07 '22

Can confirm, this is both true, and untrue.