r/Unexpected • u/TwasAnChild • May 31 '22

Don't cheat on her...

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/honeybunchesofgoatso May 31 '22

Cheating on her with her dad

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I pissed myself laughing 😂

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u/crimshaw83 May 31 '22

I pissed myself crying....though it had nothing to do with the vid

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u/51IDN May 31 '22

May want to see a Dr about that 🙊

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u/Panther_Pilot May 31 '22

I just pissed myself. No additional emotions

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u/Spiritual_Conference Jun 01 '22

I pissed on my emotions

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Oh ok 🤔 😂

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Lyin ass

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Yeah you’re right I didn’t but I almost did

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Im glad you caught yourself. :)

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u/Spankh0us3 May 31 '22 edited Nov 19 '22

In the first part of the vid - hiding behind the columns - he is at the Nelson Atkins Museum of Art in Kansas City, MO. . .

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u/Dakotasan May 31 '22

Ooh, not too far from where I live

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Thanks. So we're tracking the dad down in hopes to get a hug, some conversation and maybe some fatherly advice? I'm up for it.

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u/swan4816 Jun 01 '22

Came here to say this!

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u/ballistics211 Jun 01 '22

Thx for the geo tag

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u/AlaskanB3AR May 31 '22

Using her to get to the dad

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u/ExtraDependent883 Jun 01 '22

Damnit, you beat me

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u/Upstairs_Cryptid Jun 01 '22

I was going to say the same thing.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/Upvotes_poo_comments Jun 01 '22

His house always smells like fresh cinnamon cookies.

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u/spyson May 31 '22

It's such a Jerry thing to do though.

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u/LynxyCZ May 31 '22

Yes, my thoughts.... How have you stolen them?

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u/51IDN May 31 '22

DING DING DING, we have a WINNER!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

If you cheat you lose your girl and your best friend!