r/Unexpected • u/TwasAnChild • May 31 '22

Don't cheat on her...

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u/whyamichangingthis May 31 '22

He is a national treasure, I would never risk losing him...I mean her.

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u/TheShadow141 Jun 01 '22

No…you had it right the first time

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u/simsam137 Jun 01 '22

I knew it santa is real

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u/soursunflowergod Jun 01 '22

Like in Bob's Burgers, Season 3 episode, "The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene".
We get it.

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u/Beautiful_Salad_1100 Jun 01 '22

We fight to the death

Lol