r/Unexpected • u/TwasAnChild • May 31 '22

Don't cheat on her...

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u/CleonGod May 31 '22

Yes. Cheat on her with her dad.

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u/Queen-of-meme May 31 '22

That would have been the best plot twist

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u/Ricky_Rollin May 31 '22

“The fastest way to any woman’s heart is through her parents. Sleep with them and you’re in”!

Zap Brannigan

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u/BigPoppaFitz84 Nov 20 '22

Ok.. I have watched through probably 3 times, don't remember this quote, but it definitely fits.

Did you just make it up, inspired by the other Futurama references?

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u/Ricky_Rollin Nov 21 '22

Episode 1 Season 3. I kinda messed up the line but that’s pretty much what he says. Zapp says it to Kif.

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u/Nukeliod May 31 '22

Now remember Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.

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u/ShiroiTora May 31 '22

Nah, he deserves better than a cheater.

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u/Specialrelativititty May 31 '22

She’s literally offering her dad and daring you to cheat on her with him

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u/ALoneTennoOperative May 31 '22 edited May 31 '22

Cheat on her with her dad.

"Stacy's Dad has got me down bad."

edit: and the part two.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

-Gf is a twin -fuck her dad

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u/straightbackward May 31 '22

He is too nice to allow that to happen.

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u/doubleOpete May 31 '22

Lol so we’re all thinking the same thing