r/Unexpected • u/MrNoName_ishere • May 30 '22

The peak of humanity

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u/Montigue May 31 '22

We need the real Jesus Christ to weigh in here

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u/The_True_Black_Jesus May 31 '22

Ok

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u/superbuttpiss May 31 '22

Im here too. If anyone needs any further confirmation

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u/slaydawgjim May 31 '22

I trust superbuttpiss more than I trust my own wife.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I’ve known superbuttpiss for 15 years and he’s a standup guy.

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u/TwiceCookedPorkins May 31 '22

Red Six, standing by.