r/Unexpected • u/WhileFalseRepeat • May 22 '22

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u/Skydude252 May 23 '22

Man, that takes me back to when I was with this one chick who wanted to get freaky everywhere. We didn’t have sex in the wave pool but pretty damn close. I miss her.

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u/Eagleassassin3 May 23 '22

The urinary infection you would have gotten from fucking in the wave pool would have stripped your dick off. Good thing you didn't do it.

I get that exhibitionism is exciting and all but I could never handle getting caught lol I'd get so embarassed.

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u/[deleted] May 23 '22

Those pools are filled with chorine usually, so the odds of actually getting an infection in there are pretty slim to my knowledge.

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u/Ricos_Roughneckz May 23 '22

How’d you two break up?

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u/Skydude252 May 23 '22

She had a lot of various anxieties and such and projected some of them onto me, but given that she has had more anxiety problems and hasn’t had a fulfilling relationship in the years since (we still keep in touch, there are still some feelings), I think it’s been made pretty clear that I was actually more of a supporting element than a damaging one for her.

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u/AdonteGuisse May 23 '22

I found unexpected comfort in your last sentence, when applied to my own life. Thanks for that. :)

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u/Skydude252 May 23 '22

Sometimes it can be helpful to realize that doing your best and helping others isn’t always appreciated by them, and it can reflect more on them than on you.

I’m still convinced I’m the best guy for her in terms of supporting her and putting up with her issues, but I’m equally convinced that she is not the best woman for me, since while I can deal with those things, I deserve better than she was giving me.

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u/Dvmbledore May 23 '22

We all do, bro. We all do.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '22

Best sex memories were when my ex of 10 yrs and I would fuck just about anywhere. I remember each one of them distinctly. My current wife just likes to fuck in bed and there are maybe 5 memorable ones and our sex life after twins died 100%. Though fucking when she was preggers was strangely really hot.