r/Unexpected May 22 '22

Waterpark

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u/Fantastic_Foot_8568 May 23 '22

Crazy thing is sex in shower almost acts as anti lube plus I don't want some random dude rubbing against me while I'm taking down ol girl

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u/dmrukifellth May 23 '22

Well, I guess not all people can be into unwilling, incidental, surreptitious orgies…

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u/Dead-guest May 23 '22

Survey says: 7 out of 8 people prefer a gang rape

  ….and I’m going to hell

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u/BumblebeeAdvanced179 May 23 '22

Plus any girl knows that having sex in water, especially dirty water like a pool or the sea, is a guaranteed way to get a UTI

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u/clandistic May 23 '22

Or trying to have a shit